Adopt a celebrity - A Personal invitation to Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson just lost his home and he's one of my favorite actors, so I'm willing to let him move in with my family. Mr. Gibson, give me a call and we'll get you all set up. We'll feed you and give you a place to sleep better than a cardboard box. And don't worry, we've got plenty of guns to make you feel at home. I know how much you like them from watching your movies. God bless you Mel. Waiting for your call.