Red Hats Hunt Hollywood Pedos in Fiery California Warzone

Red Hats Hunt Hollywood Pedos in Fiery California Warzone
By Michael Baxter -January 10, 2025

Red Hats have arrived in the fire-ravaged Pacific Palisades, but not to fight the uncontained conflagrations or aid displaced persons whose homes and property the apocalyptic blaze reduced to ashes. Instead, Col. Kurtz’s forces are opportunistically availing themselves of the turmoil to eradicate Hollywood pedophiles and child traffickers caught amid the chaos.

A Red Hat source speaking on Kurtz’s behalf told Real Raw News that an unspecified number of armed and battle-ready troops reached Malibu and Pasadena—home to the Palisade and Eaton fires, respectively—and at once began hunting for elitists who hadn’t yet fled the warzone for safer ground. The source said Col. Kurtz supplied Red Hats a “vast” list naming primary, secondary, and tertiary targets, and targets of opportunity, including Los Angeles politicians and clones or body doubles of the late Gavin Newsom. Although he declined to recite all the names on Kurtz’s list, he described the Pacific Palisades as a coven of cretinous creatures, irredeemable A-listers and politicians whose heinous acts against children had gone unpunished for too long. He said Col. Kurtz issued one inflexible order: Take no prisoners.

Asked what condemning evidence the Red Hats had against the listees, the source said that “their names being on the list is evidence enough” and that Kurtz had unassailable proof every person on the list had committed despicable crimes against children.

“He [Kurtz] has all the proof he needs. If they were innocent, their names wouldn’t be on the list to begin with. The FBI knows what these scums have done, so does local law enforcement, but because they’re wealthy elitists they’ve bribed whoever they had to, and the law looked the other way. These cleaning fires, I hate to say, are a benefit because they’ve given us the cover we need to purge evil from the area,” our source said menacingly.

He told RRN the purge started within hours of Red Hats arriving in California. He claimed that Red Hats shot and killed “pedophile” actor Ben Affleck as he fled his home in a mandatory evacuation zone Wednesday afternoon. Affleck was reportedly driving his SUV along Pacific Coast Highway when Red Hats stepped onto the road and opened fire. They emptied magazine after magazine into the vehicle and, as Affleck put the car in reverse and tried to flee, delivered the coup de gras with an M-72 handheld rocket launcher that pierced the windshield and blew Affleck to smithereens.

“Affleck was one of the biggest violators for a long time. He was involved in child sex trafficking rings with his pal George Clooney, who we still hope to find,” our source said.

Elsewhere, Red Hats posing as first responders allegedly “terminated” Canadian actor and comedian Eugene Levy after he returned to the skeletal remains of his Temescal Canyon estate on January 9. Levy, an Ashkenazi Jew, had fled his home on January 7 as fiery embers rained down from the sky and set it ablaze, but reportedly returned two days later in hopes of salvaging heirlooms. When he showed up, Red Hats were waiting to gun him down for having molested over 20 children.

“Most people never heard of this guy, but we knew who he was and what he’d done,” our source said. “He cried like a bitch for his life. We ventilated that pedo.”

The source said Red Hats had “taken out” five additional pedophiles in the last 48 hours but didn’t name them, saying Col. Kurtz’s men would continue enforcing justice until as many names as possible get scratched off the list.

In closing, he quoted the Ra’s al Ghul villain from the film Batman Begins: “When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural,” highlighting his belief in the need for drastic, even destructive, measures to restore balance.”

https://realrawnews.com/2025/01/red-hats-hunt-hollywood-pedos-in-fiery-california-warzone/

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