if people understood the purpose of celebrity influence they would stop giving em attention

so excited to be disappointed in the human race once again
*i didn't go to work after all
it's amazing what water can do, true statement
i've never had a more enjoyable shower
nothing like pain to make you appreciate every mfing thing
3/5 of a mile in 10 seconds...greatest song jefferson airplane ever wrote
forgive their socialism, they were on drugs
their paychecks depend upon them pushing terrible things
very seldomly i miss drinking booze
...and then i remember pretty much every time i ever drank alcohol
i do miss the good ole-fashioned black out tho