Why You Always Following Me?! #funny

If your life was on video tape,
Wouldn't everything be all right?
When your head hurts the morning after,
Then you could roll it back to late last night.
You could replay all the good parts,
And cut out what you don't like.
Oh, wouldn't you be in good shape,
If your life was on video tape?

If everybody had ESP,
Everything would be OK!
We could see trouble coming,
And we could step out of the way.
When that grim reaper comes to call.
Then we could arrange to be out of town.
It would be the great escape!
And you could put it on video tape.

I don't have a video recorder,
I don't have a crystal ball.
And when I'm not with my baby,
Oh, then I don't have very much at all.
I can't predict the future,
And baby I sure can't change the past.
But I know it will all make sense,
If you love me in the present tense.
-- By Steve Goodman - 1977

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