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Taste The CRUNCH (1984)
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Never released 80's funk pop single by Spud MacKenzie. This song was intended to be used as a jingle in a string of snack commercials for the Frito-Lay food company. Lays planned to release new crunchy peanut butter flavored chips called "The CRUNCH", but the snack was swiftly banned by the FDA after a small test run of the product kept knocking people's teeth out. The 1938 Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act (FDCA) prohibits the sale of confectionery products that contain a non-nutritive object that is partially or totally contained within the food. After testing the product, the FDA determined "The CRUNCH" in violation of the 1938 act because it was quote "way too f*cking crunchy".
Lyrics
[Intro Music]
Ooh yeah
Are you hungry b*tch?
It's snack time
[Verse 1]
These chips are way f*cking better than the others
They're flavored with extra crunchy peanut butter
They got the taste that your b*tch a** just can't resist
And every bag comes with my f*cking fist (eat this!)
[Chorus 1]
You need to taste the crunch (oh yeah)
You need a snack to munch (eat this!)
I don't care if it's too early for lunch
Taste the f*cking crunch (taste the crunch!)
[Verse 2]
The crunch is too much for small children and seniors
Getting caught with these chips is a misdemeanor
The first snack food to be banned by the FDA
Cause the crunch can knock the teeth right out of your face
[Chorus 2]
You're gonna taste the crunch (oh yeah)
You need a snack to munch (eat this!)
I don't care if it's too early for lunch
Taste the f*cking crunch (taste the crunch!)
Taste it b*tch!
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
The back of the bag says Warning! Extra crunch!
May be deadly if you're allergic to peanuts
I'll bet all my money you can't eat just one chip
After you taste the mother f*cking crunch
B*tch!
[Chorus 3]
You need to taste the crunch (oh yeah)
You need a snack to munch (eat this!)
I don't care if it's too early for lunch
Taste the f*cking crunch (taste the crunch!)
[Chorus 4]
You're gonna taste the crunch (oh yeah)
You need a snack to munch (eat this!)
I don't care if it's too early for lunch
Taste the f*cking crunch (taste the crunch!)
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