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I Whoop Thine A** (1645)
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Hark, fair ladies and gentlefolk, gather ye near and hear a song from yesteryear. I present ye a ballad written and performed by Sir Charles Murfee.
Lyrics
[Verse]
I am still whooping
All throughout the town
Going to let them know
I f*ck not around
I whoop thine a**
Until it speaks to me
Smite thine a**
Like tis thirteen hundred B.C.
No I am not playing
I am here to whoop a**
Whoop thine a**
No time for Punch and Judy
I am the one who brings thee pain in the night
I will whoop thine a** until the morning light
[Verse 2]
Already told thee I do not play
I will beat thine a** every single day
I whoop thine a**
Up and down the way
Smite thine a**
Until the frogs turn gay
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