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Thou Drivest Like Sh*t (1520)
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Hear ye, hear ye! Lend ye ears to this hit song performed by Sir Bartholomew Jackson.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Maiden!
Thou drivest like sh*t
Didst thou see that bard that thou almost hit
I'd rather take the ox cart instead
Riding with thee I shalt end up dead
Ask me not if I need a lift
Maiden thou drivest like sh*t
[Verse 2]
She just drove through the bailiff's crop
I do not want to get the executioners block
Maiden! Heavens why did I let thee drive
Tis' a miracle thou art still alive
Ask me not if I need a lift
Maiden thou drivest like sh*t
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel driveth
Watch out! My damsel driveth like sh*t
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel driveth
Watch out! My damsel driveth like sh*t
[Bridge]
Darling! Thou art such a sh*tty driver
How in hades didst thou get thy reins
She sayeth nay ever crashed she afore
Save she was hit by the byre's store
Ask me not if I need a lift
Maiden thou drivest like sh*t
[Chorus]
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel driveth
Watch out! My damsel driveth like sh*t
Woah woah woah woah
Look out! My damsel driveth
Watch out! My damsel driveth like sh*t
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