You're One Dumb Mother F***er (1983)

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Rare 80s jazz cover of Sister Mable's hit single done by jazz singer and saxophonist Billi Von Shtupp. During live performances of this song Billi was known for going into the audience and slapping men at random. Billi never got into legal trouble for assaulting audience members, but she did eventually quit performing her slapping routine after it became too popular and began attracting every perverted masochist in town to attend her shows in hopes of getting slapped.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You believe everything you're told
Buy everything that you're sold
They can do their stupid tricks
But I ain't falling for that sh*t

[Chorus]
You're one dumb mother f*cker
Ooh yeah stupid mother f*cker

[Verse 2]
Can't take hearing any more
Already heard this sh*t before
They can do their stupid tricks
But I ain't falling for that sh*t

[Bridge]
Think you're smart like a computer
You sound like you're really dumb
If you get any stupider
You're gonna need a shorter bus

[Verse 3]
You believe everything you're told
Buy everything that you're sold
You can keep your slick sales pitch
I ain't buying any of your sh*t