a tablet is progressive abortion/non-GMO food for thought *ag standup @ the east room

this intro is so awkward i can't handle it, i gotta work on this
intrusive thoughts involving bottomless shrimp, way better than violent ones
here to educate, take it or leave it
dear fat people: eat broccoli (i am forcing myself)
advocating for sobriety does not work
nagging is a way to ensure that i keep on doin sumin
the point is that we're here
steve jobs would declare war on dull moments if steve jobs were america
the ongoing dullest moment EVER
this is just sad shit
i'm a lot like a brown recluse, this was the best "joke"
you think i dunno that i'm fixin to die alone
disorganized schizophrenia is adhd 5,000
good advice here on mood stabilization, i need to work on this bit
stop playing victim damnit
i yell at my lazy eye to get a job but it will not
i DO want...first time i've been sexual in a hot minute
suddenly they will develop an eating disorder
i amuse josh lewis
"shoulda known" i dunno what that means but i will accept it regardless
*after this josh pulled up a picture of hans solo on his phone n i understood, kinda