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Mr. Beast released a Beast Games Amazon series featuring Middle Class people selling each other out to compete for a living wage. Also known as the H1B Visa Program.
The MAGA Coalition fractured this week over the need to replace Americans with cheap foreigners. Or as some men call it their second marriage.
Elon Musk argued for importing the world’s top talent, but investigations found that H1B Immigrants are being used to fill 600,000 entry-level American jobs, including cashiers, plumbers, and first-year accountants. So the whole program was H1-BS.
President Trump announced that when he’s in office he wants to buy Greenland. Now he just has to figure out how to make Mexico pay for it.
The President also said America should take back the Panama Canal, which was given away by Jimmy Carter for $1. It’s the most money ever take in by a Democrat President.
President Trump also refused to wish “Merry Christmas” to the 37 killers who Joe Biden pardoned from Death Row, telling them instead to “Go To Hell!” But he did wish their lawyers a Happy Chanukah.
Luigi Mangione is reportedly in the same Brooklyn prison as P. Diddy. They’re known as Baby Oil and Olive Oil.
NY Jets Quarterback Aaron Rodger revealed that he has a new girlfriend. Unfortunately for her, he’s forgotten how to score.
A motorcyclist dressed as Santa Claus escaped Florida police in a 120-mph high-speed chase.
In their defense, the Florida police officers were all drunk.
Spotify says Michael Bublé was its most-streamed artist on Christmas Day. Making him the #1 singer…to help you avoid talking to your family about politics.
And sadly, a Princess Cruise passenger died after trying to jump overboard. Those Cruise Ship Comedians keep getting worse.
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