'Ave you ever had your'ole.

What a tough few years.
We all need a belly chuckle so here is my prezzie with a Merry Crimbo and a Happier New Year to you all.❤❤❤

'Ave you ever 'ad your 'ole.

[Verse]
As I grew up, I learned some things,
Things you wouldn't comprehend,
For as a lad, I did 'n' saw too much,
And that is why I'm so fucked up.

[Pre-Chorus]
But I gotta ask you,(I gotta ask you)
I wanna ask you,(I wanna ask you)
Oh I'm gonna ask you, (gonna ask you)
If it's true(If it's true)

[Chorus]
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole man's boots on?
("Oh'my, take thy face for a shite")

[Verse 2]
I had an Aunt named Sue,
The saggiest woman I knew,
If she had to bend her back,
You could trip over her flaps.

[Pre-Chorus]
But I gotta ask you,(I gotta ask you)
I wanna ask you,(I wanna ask you)
Oh I'm gonna ask you, (gonna ask you)
If it's true.(If it's true)

[Chorus]
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole man's boots on?
("ooh you mucky little shitter!")

[Rpt Verse 2]
I had an Aunt named Sue,
The saggiest woman I knew,
If she had to bend her back,
You could trip over her flaps.

[Pre-Chorus]
But I gotta ask you,(I gotta ask you)
I wanna ask you,(I wanna ask you)
Oh I'm gonna ask you, (gonna ask you)
If it's true.(If it's true)

[Chorus]
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole man's boots on?
("ooh you mucky little shitter!")

[Verse 3]
There was an old lady in Grimsby,
Who used to service the gentry,
What must go through their thoughts,
When pumping a dusty old corpse.

[Bridge]
Oh.. what a colourful life we live,
Oh.. The things we see as a kid,
It moulded me into the man I am,
In a fucked up town of fishermen.

[Pre-Chorus]
But I gotta ask you,(I gotta ask you)
I wanna ask you,(I wanna ask you)
Oh I'm gonna ask you, (gonna ask you)
If it's true(If it's true)

[Chorus]
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole man's boots on?
("You dirty bastard you!")

"All together now!!"

[Chorus]
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole man's boots on?

"One more time....!"

[Chorus]
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole,
'Ave you ever had your'ole man's boots on?