If I ever met Eminem

My tribute to Eminem because of his fight for survival with word-bending mixed with pain. He’s been my idol since Slim Shady LP in 1999. I hope you at least find this entertaining.

IF I EVER MET EMINEM
If I ever met Eminem, I would be like hey Marshall, can I meet slim? Because that’s the dude that makes my head spin. So, lose yourself made you even more famous! I lost myself but don’t want you to think that I am sacrilegious.

You’re a Rottweiler! You can make rappers rot while zipping their mouths shut. Clean-cut lyrics putting these dudes in a rut. You never took a short-cut.

You battled like a ninja living in 8- mile trenches moving forward inches by inches. Then met Dr. Dre and spit your brilliance into syringes injecting every person of all ages. Even though the rest of the world cringed you hit the main vein and connected with kids.

Because you’re a king, a god, not a rap devil. You come from humble beginnings, the highest level. If earth is hell, please keep spitting real shit because it does sell. I usually don’t worship other humans unless you’re Tiger Woods but damn, you are a godsend.

I wish I had your balls, mind and vocal cords so I can get out of my jail cell. But I’m just a snail with a fragile shell. I yell and scream, but I guess my channel PricelessSpits doesn’t mean a thing.

The barriers and legal battles you had to go through 25 years ago is truly amazing. I am flinging my shit without wings, but you’re a god or king.

I’ll just keep spitting my shit even though it doesn’t stick. Because for me, it’s therapeutic. I love how you keep throwing down all the rapper pricks with small dicks. I’m stepping to a level I’ve never been, and I hope I don’t regret it.

Instead of handwriting you a letter like Stan, I just want you to know that I am a 51-year-old man. I’ve been listening to you since the late 90s. I have a daughter too, her name is Annie. LOL! I hope you get my message.

Respectfully,
Shawn Price

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