Liquid Tinsel Recipe (Part 1)

This festive season I am just not feeling the festive vibes or spirit. So, I have decided to try and help my mood by making some Liquid Tinsel. If this doesn't get me in the festive mood, then nothing will!

Recipe:
750ml Fruity Red Wine
1 Sachet of Schwartz Mulled Wine Spice
4 Tablespoons of Brown Sugar
2 Small Orange Slices
2 Lemon Slices
1 Big Glass (Not for sharing)
1 Big Stick (For beating people away from your Liquid Tinsel)
1 Comfy Seat (For enjoying your Liquid Tinsel after dispatching all adversaries)