SEASON 3 FINALE — The Napalm Flavored Snowcone

12DEC24

President Joe Biden set a historical record for pardons, and commuting sentences…
Fani Willis made 8Mil in two years with an 110k salary… (its a Christmas miracle)

A war about eyebrows, and Positive ID on United Health’s pro-choice gunman…allegedly. I guess no prosciutto or fettuccini for Luigi this year.

One thing is for sure, ever since they raised the price of the dollar menu, and the wages of McDonald’s workers… they can’t seem to get your order right but, can 100% ID a man from his eyebrows & eyes.

Israel decimated the Syrian navy in an overnight pre-ejaculate style air raid and there’s rumors of a warehouse full of jihadi meth… which Syria used to supply the Arab world…allegedly.

Russia has caught a German-Russian citizen with an IED, and communications linking them with intent on blowing up railways…allegedly.

Donald Trump continues to piss off basement dwelling hot-topic communists with virtually anything he says, and social media is a-Buzz with the potato rubbing, pseudo-coal shoveling American Bolshevik youths egging on the American Communist Party — reportedly looking for “fighters” to hunt down CEOs and the rat of the cisgender bourgeoisie.

And just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, FEMA refuses to set up FEMA trailers in flood plains, continuing to negate any type of support for our Appalachian brothers & sisters this winter…allegedly.

The Council sucks down a napalm flavored snow cone and discusses when we all might see each other again on December 12, 2024.