This Is What Victory Smells Like

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How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Daniel Penny was found not guilty. Trump gets his flirt on with Jill Biden and simultaneously launches a new cologne. Turns out men CAN'T breastfeed, who knew?

0:00 - It Keeps Gettin' Weirder
Daniel Penny Acquitted
Important Stories We're Ignoring
Sheath Underwear
Weather
Troll-In-Chief Again
WOMEN!
Phetasy News
The Internet Is Glorious

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