A Bluebird Inspires Hilariously Flawed Political Predictions

A Brentwood neighbor of Kamala Harris was delirious with joy on Election Day. Why? Because he spotted a Bluebird sitting in a tree across the street from her house and he was absolutely certain it was an omen that she would be victorious. So was he embarrassed by placing all his faith in the Bluebird of Happiness? Nope! Because a month later he was making Trump cabinet predictions that were hilarious in the absolute certainty of his prognostication powers. Apparently he forgot all about the Bluebird. But guess what? The DUmmie FUnnies won't be forgetting so if you see a return of our Latter Day Hilariously FLAWED Nostradamus with white splats covering his shirt and forehead, those will be the calling cards of his Bluebird letting us know what it thinks about his predictions.