Tuck, Snip, Chop - Jenner/Kardashian

By Goofy Bwain - Tuck, Snip, Chop - Jenner/Kardashian
#funny #kardashian #viral

Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Do you think Kylie gets her looks from Mom or Dad?
Or is it science, lasers, fillers—from the money they have?
Was it Bruce’s jawline or Kris’s elegant flow,
Or will we never know, like where did Bruce’s pee pee go?
(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, the contour game is tight, like magic in the light,
But is it family genes or surgeons in the night?
Was it passed down through the Jenner family tree,
Or is it bottled up and sold as Kylie S-T-D?

(Chorus)
Tuck, Snip, chop, hide and seek is the name of the game,
After bottom surgery Bruce will never be the same,
When you’re building a body that’s destined for glam,
The question is did Kylie get her looks from a woman or a man?

(Verse 2)
Back in the ’76 games, Bruce was running the track,
Now Caitlyn’s usually laying on her back,
Kris brings the business and the style so sleek,
So why she is around Dad is Kylie so meek?
(Bridge)
It’s a blend of a legacy, a dynasty so grand,
With a little help from med spas lending a hand.
Bruce’s genes are strong, Caitlyn’s vagina is defined,
Kris’s power moves broke an olympians mind.
(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, her glow-up’s on point, it’s the look of the year,
But is it rooted in her moms or dads genes, not clear,
From Bruce to Caitlyn, there’s elegance and fright,
With Kris’s glam sprinkled in, all the genes will fight.
(Chorus)
Tuck, Snip, chop, hide and seek is the name of the game,
After bottom surgery Bruce will never be the same,
When you’re building a body that’s destined for glam,
The question is did Kylie get her looks from a woman or a man?