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The Truck Driving Alien by The Truss Jenkinson's (AI Generated Song)
"The Truck Driving Alien" is an AI generated song using Udio.com to generate the music.
I was the one who typed up the lyrics, so at least there some human element in the creation of this song.
Music made by udio:- https://www.udio.com
Lyrics made by me, TsarKazmThe99th
Artwork made by Microsoft Copilot
This song on Udio:- https://www.udio.com/songs/iQYmaASNZpJcCva3g4378D
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Lyrics:-
I've been driving trucks for 30 years,
I guess I've seen it all.
When pulled into a truck stop outside of Jackson,
I think my mind must have hit a wall.
An alien was sitting at the bar having a cold beer,
It was wearing a cowboy hat, boots and everything.
shouting out cold ones to everyone here,
And then it began to sing.
"Being an alien truck driver is hard work,
delivering goods throughout time and space.
But sure, nothing beats drinking a cold one,
With my newfound friends the human race!
You won't believe the lifeforms I have to deal with,
in some part of in this galaxy!
But you dudes are alright,
You are so damn friendly!"
The alien saw me at the door with mouth wide open,
It said, "Come over here I'll buy you a nice cold beer."
I said, "Jesus Christ, are you an alien?"
It had a great laugh and drank up its beer.
It said, "Now, how did you guess that I'm not a local,
Yes, I am an alien, and by the way, I'm not JC!"
It told me stories of its travels,
And it became all clear to me.
I told it a story of my first 18-wheeler, it was a joy to see,
It replied "Hey, that ain't nothing, you should see what I got.
It's around the back of the bar; do you want to see."
I said, "Yeah, sure, I'm interested
What the hell, why not!"
We went back behind the bar, and it began pointing to its rig,
It was a big mother of a spaceship, as big as the sky.
I couldn't believe the sight, it was like Christ stood before me,
it was the most beautiful thing I've seen; it made me cry.
I noticed its sadness as it faced the night sky,
It said, "It's getting late, and I got to fly!
Being a truck driver sure ain't easy, but what can you do!
It was fun and I'll be seeing you!"
I said, "I didn't even ask, what is your name?"
It replied, "My name is hard to say, so just call me Bob."
And with that it flew away,
I went back to my truck and continued my job.
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