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Qriist
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Chickity China, the Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'. Watching X-Files with no lights on. We're dans la maison. I hope the Smoking Man's in this one.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ no joy there

MudderFetcher anytime I feel goofy-lookin I'm gonna watch this montage lol

Qriist Supporter+ These are just the most insufferable jackasses.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ gaw and soldier

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Agreed, Mudder.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ but he duid pardon his son thpugh

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ nocky popp

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ sorry, was talking joe biden

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

MudderFetcher it's already been a millionmillion years?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ he did though

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ they fucked the ukraine from 2012-2016

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ that money leaves a track

MudderFetcher 2012-??? really

JQuickDraw Supporter The whole thing is a glorified straw man. If it's legal to pardon him, then it IS law & order. The issue is the lying, and even more important, the media fawning over Biden's imagined integrity.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ he pardoned his son, but not himself

MudderFetcher if we really wanna go deep = "Fraud Vitiates Everything"

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ wait...is she talking fast?
Qriist
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I don't understand why people are so aghast at the thought of pardons. They are a check and balance. idc about Hunter's pardon itself, but the unbearable hypocrisy surrounding this one infuriates me.
WinkyWankyWoo
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I don't understand

MudderFetcher Iranian Yogurt is totally not a euphemism

Qriist Supporter+ Fun fact, all men come equipped with an unlimited supply of yogurt.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ what

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ who told you it was yogurt?

MudderFetcher 2 minute cooldown which increases over time

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ it's not yogurt

MudderFetcher I don't mind the lies as much as I mind the Incestuous Pedophilia

Qriist Supporter+ BEHOLD, ALL NATURAL YOGURT, FRESH AND WARM FROM MY TAP.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex owns 5 guns, and has decared no mental illness on 4 of them

purpletiger69 He also Pardoned him for everypossibel crime from 2014 to now

Qriist Supporter+ When Beverly finally reads this yogurt conversation 10 minutes from now she's gonna be so lost lol.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bev not yogurt beverly

Qriist Supporter+ Yogurtly

MudderFetcher they impeached Trump over investigating the crimes that Hunter just got pardoned for

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bevgurtly

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ she is banning us when she finally reads this shit, dude

Qriist Supporter+ No, I disagree with that 5A take from those lawyers.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ well, your american laws are weak and gay

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ weak and gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ GHAY

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I pardon Alex...only if she gives me a BJ

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ and takes her teeth out first

MudderFetcher Beverly like that Skyr

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex hasnt seen what I said yet...

JQuickDraw Supporter Skyr sounds like a viking ska band.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Ska is the best

JQuickDraw Supporter I do not like ska.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's incomplete music, like its name sounds.

Qriist Supporter+ shoulda just ate the yogurt

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ U R GAY

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ and were born in Uruguay

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh I've always wanted to visit Uruguay.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ no, u R gay

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I don't make the rules

JQuickDraw Supporter The failed attempt at Toys'R'Us to branch our to the gay community - U'R'Gay.

Qriist Supporter+ Cuban yogurt comes from Cuban cigars.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ toys r us toys r us up UR ASSSSS

JQuickDraw Supporter Uranus?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ no, cancelled

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ wtf is alex doing?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex showing off her chest waaahey

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ jiggling her boobs at us

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ oh it was missy

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ sorry

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ missy or bev?

MudderFetcher skyr is actually really good for probiotics...I also like kombucha...just ignore my hippie ass

JQuickDraw Supporter I guess it's the German in me, but I really like fermented pickles and sauerkraut.

Qriist Supporter+ I'm sorry there are so few twats. I've been programming.

JQuickDraw Supporter Well maybe if you had your priorities in order, we would be drowning in twats right now.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ *FARTS*

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly: "Bathrooms are an intimate time."

MudderFetcher I don't want to go into any public bathroom lol

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ bev's pants are down!!!!!

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw counterpoint: the library I'm programming will let me download more twats more better.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ RUN TO THE HILLS

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hey babe, wanna go out to a gas station bathroom tonight? I'm feeling randy."

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ sex stalls and non-sex stalls

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist You're like the Oscar Goldman of downloading twats. (Sorry for the obscure 70s reference.)

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ There are men and there are women

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ and there is nothing in between except perversion

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ wtf...alex lactates?

Qriist Supporter+ pics or it didn't happen

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ show nipple leakage alex

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hello, I am from the Milky Way Island, from the Commonwealth of Lactating Persons."

Qriist Supporter+ Dudes can't lactate. They leak pus.

JQuickDraw Supporter kinky

Qriist Supporter+ Boobs out? WHERE!?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I'm turned on the idea of alex nipples and breats, sorry

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ no

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ boobs are just boobs

MudderFetcher I definitely have 'boob-out' radar lmfao

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ topless people on a beach is not the same as topless people in a bed

JQuickDraw Supporter I carry a spinning top wherever I go.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I dumped JQuickDraw when she turned 26

JQuickDraw Supporter That was a long time ago lol.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ me too

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I did a leo joke

Qriist Supporter+ @WinkyWankyWoo Sure they are. Topless chicks cover up when I try to snuggle with them no matter where they are. :(

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ @Qriist Just drunk them first

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Keep trying. It's a numbers game.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ then fist

JQuickDraw Supporter Nice segue: "Back to the twats..."

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ WANG

Qriist Supporter+ "from boobs to twats" hey that's the whole woman!

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ From wong to wang

JQuickDraw Supporter What about her mind and personality?

JQuickDraw Supporter Lol just kidding

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ americans are retarded lol

JQuickDraw Supporter And we rule the world. What does that say about all you other rinky dink little countries?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ america rules your fucking arse

Qriist Supporter+ doesn't the last line undermine the first?

MudderFetcher is that Beverly's black man voice then?

JQuickDraw Supporter I think he meant it WILL be ugly.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ black men always follow white women

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ avoid alleyways

JQuickDraw Supporter Only fat white women

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex isnt fat

JQuickDraw Supporter Barrington II knows Thurston Howell III.

JQuickDraw Supporter X-ception

MudderFetcher Jen Rubin out-twats most twats

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ gay zeption

MudderFetcher New York Times I think...could be former

Qriist Supporter+ Jen Rubin is hilariously over the top retarded

JQuickDraw Supporter She's a biased journalist. So, a journalist.

MudderFetcher I've filed Jen under Crazy People so I forget her origin story lol

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ when alex sees that lol

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ TWAT as ryhmes with WHAT

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ not your yank way

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Back me up here Alex

Qriist Supporter+ "I tell you twhat" -Hank Hill

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ no

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ TWat is like hat or that or cat

JQuickDraw Supporter Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I have an ear infucktion. Scum a little closer.

JQuickDraw Supporter I am childish lol.

Qriist Supporter+ In the line I'm referencing, Hank pronounces it like those @WinkyWankyWoo

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ your wife left you

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bo Kick

Qriist Supporter+ Bo Burnham

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bev is rambling

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ men are men, women are women

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ quite the jaw line

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ The GINGER sent BEV the CLAP

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ merry xmas bitch

JQuickDraw Supporter One meal at my local diner is now like $50. These people are delusional and ultra elitist.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ play me some keytar

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I stopped eating outside my house in about 2005

MudderFetcher just the stuff I brought to my Mom was ~$100 and that was for 2 people

Qriist Supporter+ I don't eggs.

Qriist Supporter+ Or bacon.

Qriist Supporter+ they be gross.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I live in a town of 15k people, we have 3 butchers

Qriist Supporter+ that's a lot of serial killers for such a small town

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ not that keen on eggs, but eat bacon every fucking day

Qriist Supporter+ get_out.gif

MudderFetcher it's the inside aisles that really spike the bill

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bewbs

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Twats

MudderFetcher All Boobs Matter

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ boobs are brilliant

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ boobs are wasted on women

MudderFetcher I now need to hear this voice...do not EVER record it though lmfao

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ omg shut up bev

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ you have crossed the veg line

Qriist Supporter+ Pineapple is gross.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ yes

MudderFetcher fresh papaya can go really sideways fresh

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ vile yellow shite

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ bev's mom was TARZAN

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bev's mum raped Jane

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex forced herself on cheetah

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex likes it hard and creamy

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ noted

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ bEv has HePe==erses#

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ her round ring?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ wtf

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ gaygayfromgaysey

MudderFetcher I like it when they pay monthly for a platform while shitting on it

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I am gainfully enjoyef

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ as a dim cunt

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Alex....can we go bowling?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ STRIKE]

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ @AlexofAllTrades come to butthead in the olive garden

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ eat my spinache alex, it's 1 of your 5 a day baby

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ you girls are the weird ones ffs

Qriist Supporter+ Agreed. Chili's > Applebees.

MudderFetcher I just show-up with my rollerskates

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ Bev will eat anything a foot long

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ who cares, omg sex

JQuickDraw Supporter I would be curious to know what those studies consider a successful marriage. I would bet they don't count only marriages that go to death (one spouse dies while they are married).

wesley1924 Supporter+ hello

Qriist Supporter+ aloha

Qriist Supporter+ Magic is currently pissing all over its own canon and telling players that it's a good thing.

JQuickDraw Supporter James Gunn?

Qriist Supporter+ ya that's Gunn

wesley1924 Supporter+ Tommy Gunn

JQuickDraw Supporter Cannons matter. They are needed for warships.

Qriist Supporter+ MY CANNON DOUBLES AS A YOGURT DISPENSER.

JQuickDraw Supporter Projectile probiotics.

Qriist Supporter+ demo

JQuickDraw Supporter fragment

Qriist Supporter+ the webshooters were canon to some timelines

JQuickDraw Supporter Spider-man does heal more quickly than normal humans, just not like Wolverine or Deadpool. That's from the comics. :)

Qriist Supporter+ also, spiderman DOES have an above-human healing factor. it's just very low grade compared to other super heroes.

Qriist Supporter+ I don't think it would have made a difference to the reality-warping skittles though.

JQuickDraw Supporter He can heal a broken limb overnight.

JQuickDraw Supporter I go back to the original Amazing comics from the 60s through 90s.

JQuickDraw Supporter None of the movies really capture the Peter Parker from the comics. And I will fight anyone over the second Raimi movie. It's the worst because it's a good movie but antithetical to who Spidey is.

Qriist Supporter+ Batman was crippled by Bane. His back was broken for almost two real-world years before he was literally healed by magic.

JQuickDraw Supporter I thought he healed his back by hanging from a rope for a few hours.

Qriist Supporter+ Honestly Knightfall was one of my favorite storylines. Jean-Paul Valley/Azrael being the replacement Batman and slowly descending into madness, was absolutely glorious storytelling.

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw yeahhhh that was bullshit

Qriist Supporter+ hey I had that vhs

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator So did I.

Qriist Supporter+ lol

JQuickDraw Supporter I like the original Batman and Superman from the 40s. Batman had a gun and killed the bad guys, and Superman would slap a woman to calm her down lol.

Qriist Supporter+ urban dictionary says: A man who takes any opportunity to mention his wife in an admiring manner.

Qriist Supporter+ Tate's sets off the gaydar.

JQuickDraw Supporter Destiny blew Fuentes.

JQuickDraw Supporter After Fuentes was at his house and on a stream with him.

Qriist Supporter+ no idea, and I'm not looking up gay porn for you lol

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Do it.

JQuickDraw Supporter Don Lemon sure likes ragging on women lol.

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw 50 bucks and I'll find one video for you.

Qriist Supporter+ 500 bucks and I'll find one gay porno for you.

Qriist Supporter+ (the first option is just any one video)

Qriist Supporter+ This is a great deal, you should take it.

JQuickDraw Supporter Wait, so Lindsay thinks we should stop spending money on Ukraine but not on Israel? He's one of those hypocrites???

JQuickDraw Supporter That's disappointing.

Qriist Supporter+ "I'm probably gonna die" ... excuse maam, CITATION REQUIRED

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly slip up: "Crapical liberalism."

JQuickDraw Supporter Anyone who complains about isolationism when we stop bombing some part of the world is telling on themselves. Not bombing other countries is not isolationist.

Qriist Supporter+ isolation ftw

Qriist Supporter+ haven't seen another person in weeks

JQuickDraw Supporter I still think Lindsay broke all on his own because, as a mathematician he thought that he had figured out wokeism and once he told the world the problem would just vanish. But it didn't.

JQuickDraw Supporter He focused on logos and, to his own detriment, ignored pathos.

Qriist Supporter+ Marx was just pissy because he was too lazy to afford pants.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Who needs pants when you have rich friends?

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw that's a funny way of spelling rent check

JQuickDraw Supporter Marx wrote his stuff at a time when robber barons were in full swing, and the message resonated. But in the 20th century capitalism was lifting people up and the message changed to cultural marxism.

Qriist Supporter+ #EatTheBabies

Qriist Supporter+ EAT! THE! BABIES! https://x.com/ARmastrangelo/status/1179941844253368320

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist I forgot about that lol. AOC wouldn't condemn though. She was like "We need to take the climate crisis seriously."

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I'm not hungry

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ how much is that

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ is one suckee fuckee still 5 dollah?

JQuickDraw Supporter That's why they're floating the idea of a wealth tax, to take everything people have.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's also funny because they DO pay huge amounts in taxes. And if there are loopholes, that's legal and the government wrote those laws.

JQuickDraw Supporter I don't trust her. She's against dick pics.

JQuickDraw Supporter I think her name means she likes to be rubbing up against dicks and have photos taken of it.

Qriist Supporter+ ewwww Ginger, you kiss your ladychink with that mouth?

JQuickDraw Supporter Is that a Styx song? Ladychink

JQuickDraw Supporter I live for the birds. Someone needs to maintain and clean the cameras.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

Qriist Supporter+ can't answer any calls cuz my phone's on silent
WinkyWankyWoo
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you women are crazy
Qriist
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you "women" are crazy
WinkyWankyWoo
Supporter++
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I 'see' what you did there
Qriist
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no u
WinkyWankyWoo
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We pay for their dilation

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ twat not what

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ she is cute, woild

Qriist Supporter+ she over tweezes her hairline too
WinkyWankyWoo
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WOULD

JQuickDraw Supporter She's not a good example because she did have kids like you said and she's not pushing 30, she's pushing 60.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ 12 times married 4 kids, 13 daddies paying

Qriist Supporter+ "Another day, another marriage." -Baywatch Bitch

JQuickDraw Supporter Also, she's more interesting to me as someone who matured as she got older because she was actually speaking out for Assange yeas back before it was even a well known issue.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ first date, take her swimming

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ thank me later

JQuickDraw Supporter He's Myron Gaines, a fed.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ who

Qriist Supporter+ yeah it was me

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I have blue eyes

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I am nazi a natzi

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ not a yahtzee

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ a cat she hasnt killed yet

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ alex does have nice knees

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ hairballs between your toes in the dark

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ why does she have mufflers under her bathroom doors...I feel there is a reason and story behind it

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator The cats are the reason.

JQuickDraw Supporter quitters

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ wonky not winky

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ keytar

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ we want an outro

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ she got too fat to play it

JQuickDraw Supporter You should wrap your dishes and utensils, each individually. The tree will look overloaded with gifts.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I wrapped something up for alex, but then I got arrested

JQuickDraw Supporter I know what Beverly would like. A wrapped leg of man. Ready for the stock pot.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ My rule of gifts for Bev, if it masks the smell of her gash, she will love it

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ please dont ban me

Qriist Supporter+ dice is basically yogurt

Qriist Supporter+ when's your rap album coming out?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ doesnt everyone have empty gifts?

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I help my mum put the tree up, we wrapped empty boxes to put under the tree

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ I would so love to unwrap alex's box on xmas day

JQuickDraw Supporter I feel like drawing the shape of a tree on your wall might turn out to be a magical sigil that summons a lovecraftian entity.

WinkyWankyWoo Supporter++ not sorry

JQuickDraw Supporter I used to buy real trees, but small Charlie Brown type trees anemic and withered looking, and I would over decorate it like in the cartoon.

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