Liberal Pink Hat Lady Goes Obsessive Swiftie Black Friday Shopping

The Good News for the Liberal Pink Hat Lady is that she seems to have completely gotten over her utter grief and despair over the election loss of her Beloved Kamala. The Very Weird News is that the Liberal Pink Hat Lady went into a state of utter joy in anticipation of the release of the Taylor Swift Eras Tour Book on Black Friday. Here we see Liberal Pink Hat Lady (okay she does not wear a Pink Hat in every scene so sue me for misinformation) make highly detailed plans to arrive in the early morning (2:21 A.M.) at the Target book sale. However, was she able to obtain the object of her over the top obsessive dreams? You will discover the answer at the highly emotional conclusion which will leave you either crying or, more likely, bursting out laughing.

Is someone out there at all connected with the Taylor Swift industry? In appreciation of all the fantastic comedy material that Liberal Pink Hat Lady has inadvertently provided to the DUmmie FUnnies I think it would be great if she and her friend were given tickets to a Taylor Swift concert close to the stage with perhaps a brief audience with her personal goddess afterwards. Hey, I don't get what the fuss is all about but it certainly would send the Liberal Pink Hat Lady into a state of permanent Nirvana even though to most normal people it seems over the top absurd.