social media is a pinwheel of unrecognizable emotions+ag makes guacamole

leaving the fridge open...CLASSIC ag schizo brain
microwaves cause cancer
dark n sinister already n this is just the beginning of the video
red jalapenos, my latino frenz won't touch em
so four different types of peppers
preferably a woman works in the kitchen for her husband n children
i wish i could be a traditional woman but alas
i can talk on the phone no problem
damn i am so funny
whenever i turn the camera off that's the part where i ignore you
i'd rather not eat but you probably already know that
i had to throw away 2 pieces of squash cos they were too flaccid
i typically get attacked w/in a very short period of time
just cos sumin ain't fun don't make it wrong
sometimes i just gotta be a bitch
what if i prefer to die alone
consciousness can drive you crazy
animals know when death is coming
no psychiatrists in the wild
animals don't kill themselves or do they
i don't really know what i'm talking about i'm just a comedian is all
you're lucky that i force myself to eat
lauren is a functioning alcoholic so that game is specifically for her
people should do what their conscience allows n eat healthier
i do have sciatica
spasms happen, i have emotional ones all the time
pomelo is a bigass grapefruit
eating any kinda citrus in the shower just makes sense
always wear gloves when handling food for so many reasons
i need to prove to you that we are adding lime to this guacamole
nothing more offensive than honesty
white people shouldn't say the nword, not cos it's wrong but becuz they could get killed at this point
the devil can't get me down for very long
women seem to just be hysterical in general
they had to change the definition of the word literally cos people (mainly women) misused it too much
nothing more upsetting than slimy ass mushrooms
i am not on psilocybin all the time i promise
i don't have to do this vortex
split mind all the time
you think i dunno, i see myself do (mostly) everything
the internet has gotta be the unhealthiest thing in the world
swiss cheese brain, most people
you know that i will look this shit up...