Microsoft 365 Takes a Surprise Vacation - Bill Gates Probably Shrugged

In a twist no one saw coming, Microsoft 365 decided to take a day off, leaving users worldwide twiddling their thumbs. Emails, Teams, and SharePoint went on an unscheduled holiday, while Bill Gates, who isn't even in charge anymore, might have just shrugged from his philanthropy throne. Here's your sarcastic guide to surviving the digital apocalypse.