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Historic Jim Jones Baptist Church of Alexandria Leads to Probes on Allergenic Reactions and Anaphylactic Shock

[FOB FREEDOM, November 23, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

According to one criminal trial in France, which had served as the inspiration for the Hollywood film production of The Exorcism of Emily Rose, your parish parson may be held criminally negligent for attempting, in malpractice, to assume that his “Reverend Doctor” title vests him with the powers of a trained and licensed medical physician, and in the case of Anelise Michel, although the parents had been forgiven for their sins in terrestrial courts of judgment, one pastor followed a long line of others fixated on feelings and not focused on facts, including even theologian Detrich Bonhoeffer, the topic of a new religious film, but also KKK Grand Wizard and Reverend Edgar Ray Killen, who had shocked the Mississippi State Supreme Court with his novel argument that no jury in Mississippi would have convicted him for what he had done in 1964, albeit making the argument in 2005, and the notorious plaintiff in error Reverend Hemming Jacobson, who had retained two attorneys to take an argument on the ludicrous proposition regarding Preamble rights and bringing no expert opinions or evidence, praying the nation’s highest court of last resort might show him favor on an application of literally faith, albeit quite misplaced. And, one irreverent son of a—fill in the blank—is at it again going full-throttle Immanuel Kant: “If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”

“Well, Howard—that gets funnier with repetition, and you know HoJo Wesley told his church that his biggest pet peeve was being asked to repeat himself. I reckon I need not inquire if he might repeat a few of my favorite sermons. But thank science for YouTube, right? What did Buford T. Justice say? ‘This here is evidence,’ and not of things shall we say unseen,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.