the media makes all their $ off gullible shitheads

i love this sound so much
i obviously wasn't trying to play this but oh well
just be grateful, don't be mad at yourself all cos you messed up
my idea of myself was too ridiculous to attain
the perfectionists won't do anything if it ain't exactly what they envision
i used to drag myself down in this way
i couldn't have done standup in my twenties
my bday is on thanksgiving, my mom had to tell me
i always hated my bday growing up
i was never grateful for my mother's decision until i started doin comedy
that's one of my embarrassing admissions
imma change the way we talk about abortion
those that fall for the fearmongering are typically sheep
"terrorist" groups always controlled by govt
emotion is the green light
anything unethical is often excused w/ an emotional appeal
the political conversation is so infantilized it's like what's the point
i hate everything that doesn't agree w/ me
i'm a comedian, we can make bold statements n talk shit
aren't you glad we're not on twitter
it really is a public service n many don't see it that way
many are not servicing anything but their ego
i don't like them later haha
people don't wanna take the time to figure out why things happen the way they do
most are either liars or gullible as fuck
the metallica jab...CLASSIC ag comedy gold
they either took it cos they trust the "science" or they believed that the authoritarians would stop
just wait it out damnit