HEADBANGERS BALL – EP 82 – "Santa Claus, the Krampus Slayer…”

What’s goin on Hard Rockers and Headbangers! Erick Benhardtson here, have you been naughty or have you been nice? Santa Claus is coming to town…soon. If you’ve been nice and good, Santa will visit your house. If you’ve been naughty and not nice, Krampas is going to pay you a visit and take you his lair and turn you into Blood Jam!

Welcome back, Headbangers to the best damn Heavy Metal show on Rumble! SGT Rock’s Headbangers Ball!

Come on over and join us Veterans for the party up here on Freedom Hill, overlooking the beautiful Rappahannock river, broadcasting at 150,000 Watts of pure Heavy Metal power where the beer is always cold, the food is always hot, and the music is always loud. This show is filled with rock and metal from all generations.

Welcome to the SGT Rock's Headbangers Ball 2nd Annual Pre-Christmas Celebration! Let’s start this show introduction right with an exercise. One reads as the other closes their eyes. Let us know how you felt after the exercise of story teller and story listener. We look forward to reading them in the comments below. Don’t forget to follow, like, comment, and share across your social media and through word of mouth like we did during the underground tape scene in our GenX days in the 70s, 80s, and 90s before the internet.

On with the show:

“Twas the week before Christmas and all through the world. Not a creature was fearful, man, woman, boy, or girl. I want you all to close your eyes and listen to my voice, as the tale of St. Nick vs Krampus, is my story of choice….

I want you to picture a snowy, moonlit battlefield on Christmas Eve, the air thick with tension and the echo of distant Christmas carolers clashing with the roars of Krampus. Viking Santa Claus, a towering figure of muscle and might, stands resolute in Viking battle armor accented by his classic red coat with white fur trim. His eyes burned with blue light with a fierce determination staring down the monster only known…as Krampus. His massively tattooed arms flex as he readies himself for battle. His grip on his battle axe tightens and he lowers his head, eyes barely breaking the plane under his eyebrows; he smiles at his quarry then let’s out the battle cry of the one and only True God and rushes forward. Berserker Rage overtakes him, he fully invites the violence that he will enjoy dishing out on this creature.

Krampus, a fearsome beast of legend, snarls and charges at Santa with twisted horns and claws ready to strike. The ground shakes as they collide, their raw power sending shockwaves through the snowy landscape. Santa raises his arms, fists clenched around the battle axe, letting out a roar that rivals Krampus’s own, echoing through the forest.

With every swing of his mighty fists and steel, Santa battles the beast with relentless fury. His black boots dig into the snow, and his battle worn armor gleams in the moonlight as he maneuvers with precision. Krampus slashes back, but Santa's sheer strength and unyielding spirit keep him on the offensive.

In a dramatic climax, Santa’s final blow lands with devastating force. Krampus staggers, his monstrous form crumbling under the might of Viking Santa. With one last roar, Santa raises his tattooed arms high, clutching his axe, a symbol of family history, hope, and victory. The beast falls, defeated, as Santa stands victorious, a true guardian of the holiday spirit.

Amidst the falling snow, Santa’s triumphant scream fades into the night, a declaration that this Christmas, nothing will stop him from spreading joy and cheer to every corner of the world.”

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