New TV Show - Critter Police - Pnut the Squirrel

In the great state of New York, squirrels are everywhere. And yet, having one as a pet is a serious crime. Well, it's maybe a crime. Anyway, the pencil-dicked fucktards at the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation are the elite squad that forces owners at gunpoint to give up their squirrels, so the officers can kill them. And their raccoons. These are their stories.