Incel Christmas Sing Along

Happy Christmas everyone!

CAST IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE

RUDOLF THE SUB FIVE INCEL (0:08)
Seung-Hui Cho
Elliot Rodger
Alek Minassian
Marc Lepine
Rudolf the Incel
Margt Robbie
Jeremy Meeks
Megan Fox
Chad
Master Lamarcus
Dregster
The Enforcer
Fat Link

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CHAD (2:17)
Selkie human
Minmin/Zoe
Shoe0nHead
Vegan Patriot
Amelia Cheung
Selkie Seal

JINGLE BALLS (5:35)
Master Lamarcus
Fat Link
Tod Thunderc*ck
Emba
The Enforcer
Dregster
PLA1092
LeFrenchcel

FEMINISTS ARE COMING TO IS (7:25)
Stupid Clown
SoyCuckGodOfReddit
Ceaseral
Master Lamarcus
Sad Feminist
Angry Feminist
Pierced Trans Feminist
Bossy Feminist
LeFrenchCel
Trans Feminist

~LYRICS~

RUDOLF THE SUB FIVE INCEL

[Intro]
"You know Minassian and Komsarj and Seung-Hui Cho
Lepine and Nathan Larson and that E R hero
But do you recall
The most famous in cell of all?"

[Verse 1]
Rudolf the sub five incel
Had a very lonely life
No girls would ever see him
He would never find a wife

[Verse 2]
All of the Chad’s n’ Stacie’s
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolf
Join in any normie games

[Chorus]
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Master came to say (Ho Ho Ho)
“Rudolf in your incel mess,
won’t you be mod on dot IS”

[Verse 3]
Then how the incels loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolf the incel disaster
You’ll go down in history!

[Verse 4]
Rudolf the sub five incel
Had a very lonely life
No girls would ever see him
He would never find a wife

[Verse 5]
All of the Chad’s n’ Stacie’s
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolf
Join in any normie games

[Chorus]
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Master came to say (Ho Ho Ho)
“Rudolf in your incel mess,
won’t you be mod on dot IS”

[Verse 6]
Then how the incels loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolf the incel disaster
You’ll go down in history!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CHAD

[Intro]
I don’t want a sub five incel
There’s just one thing I crave
I don’t care for your presence
You all should be enslaved
I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
I want my wish so bad (mmm)
All I want for Christmas is Chad, yeah

[Verse 1]
I don’t want a sub five incel
There’s just one thing I crave (And I)
I don’t care for your presence
You all should be enslaved
I don’t need to hear you whinge
You’re incel talk is cringe (Ugh)
Short, fat, ugly won’t make me happy
Not for me on Christmas day

[Chorus]
I just want him for my own (Ohh)
More than you could ever know (Ohh)
I want my wish so bad (mmm)
All I want for Christmas is Chad, baby

[Verse 2]
I won’t ask much for Christmas
I won’t even wish for snow (And I)
I’m just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won’t drive incels crazy
And take a lot of bee bee sea (Ah)
I won’t even stay awake
To chat with simps until three

[Chorus]
I just want him for my own (Ohh)
More than you could ever know (Ohh)
I want my wish so bad (mmm)
All I want for Christmas is Chad, baby

[Verse 3]
Oh, I don’t want a sub five incel
That’s all I’m asking for (Ah)
I just want to see my Chad
Standing right outside my door

[Chorus]
I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
I want my wish so bad (mmm)
All I want for Christmas is Chad, yeah

[Outro]
You Chad
All I want for Christmas is Chad (Chad)
All I want for Christmas is Chad (Ah oh, Ah oh)
All I want for Christmas is Chad (Chad)
All I want for Christmas is Chad (All I really want, ooh)
All I want for Christmas is Chad (All I want, all I really want is Chad)

JINGLE BALLS

[Verse 1]
Dashing through porn hub
With One-hand on my tool
Goin’ to give it a rub
Like a crying incel fool (ha ha ha)
Bob’s like a balloon
Making me so hard
What fun it is to rub and coom
I have no self-regard, oh!

[Chorus]
Big blue balls, big blue balls
Cooming all the time
Oh, I’m just an incel guy
Wanna girl to be mine, hey!
Big blue balls, big blue balls
Cooming all the time
Oh, I’m just an incel guy
Just wanna girl to be mine

[Verse 2]
Now my desk is white
Sticky with my come
No girls for me tonight
They all call me ‘so dumb’ (ha ha ha)
I’ll get a pussy pocket
Maybe a doll as well
Craving women, fuk et
Going to go to a brothel

[Chorus]
Oh, Big blue balls, big blue balls
Cooming all the time
Oh, I’m just an incel guy
Wanna girl to be mine, hey!
Big blue balls, big blue balls
Cooming all the time
Oh, I’m just an incel guy
Just wanna girl to be mine

[Outro]
Oh, I’m just an incel guy
Just wanna girl to be mine

FEMINISTS ARE COMING TO IS

[Verse 1]
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not coom
I’m telling you why…
Feminists are coming to IS

[Verse 2]
They’re making a list,
And checking it twice,
Gonna find out,
Who's naughty or nice.
Feminists are coming to IS

[Bridge]
They see what you're typing,
They know all your eye P's
They know if you've been bad or good,
So be good please please please please
Oh….

[Chorus]
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not coom
I’m telling you why…
Feminists are coming to IS

[Verse 4]
With dyed purple hair
40 pounds too much fat
Pro-abortion badges
And 100 kitty cats
Feminists are coming to IS

[Verse 5]
They’re anti-misogyny
“All males will fall!”
Pitchforks and whips
And simps at their call
Feminists are coming to IS

[Bridge]
The queens and queers united
Will have a jubilee
They’re gonna build a matriarch
And take down IS misogyny
Sooo….

[Outro]
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not coom
I’m telling you why…
Feminists are coming…
Feminists are coming…
Feminists are coming to IS