Her Coochie is Gucci

Howdy y'all, today Patton and Jason are fixin' to tickle your funny bone right in the middle of the week... We reckon we've done a durned good job with today's hootenanny. Patton kicks things off with her usual shenanigans, yammerin' about fixin' up a turkey for supper and doin' her Family Guy impression that'd make Peter Griffin himself tip his hat.

Then Jason chimes in, talkin' 'bout how Nat's been dealin' with a pulled groin. Don't know who was yankin' on what, but bless Nat's heart, she's strugglin', so y'all send some good vibes her way for her... um, comfort.

We also chit-chat about who might be the world's sexiest feller (Jim from the office), and don't get me started on that meetin' between Trump and Joe in the White House... that had to have been an awkward meeting for Joe considering he voted for DJT and not his VP.

So, grab yerself a sweet tea, sit a spell, and enjoy today's show. Much obliged for all the likes, comments, and shares, y'all. Our Critters Community's growin' like weeds, and we're just tickled pink!

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