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Oh God im an Amish Boy (Mr Mackey) (Parody)
Vocals & lyrics by Glen Gordon / Music by John Denver
Lyrics:
Well i wake up in the morning - before the sunrise
everything i tell you - is nothin but lies
caught my wife in bed - with 2 other guys
oh God I'm an Amish boy.
did a chicken on it once - never did it no HARM
fucked a few sheep - workin down at the farm
when i screw a cow - gotta use my fucking ARM
oh God I'm an Amish boy.
(chorus)
When i drink moonshine - start rubbin my fella
when the sheep come round -i fancy Isabella
broke my new crack pipe and someone stole my BRILLOW
Oh God I'm an amish boy.
when im jerking my bone - and it starts to go down
i think of Isabella- and it loses that frown
though shes not a woman - its the closest i found
Oh God I'm am Amish boy.
Well I'd play with my self - all day if i could
but my hand falls asleep - and that aint too good
well iv'e never tried a Llama - not sure if i should
oh God I'm an Amish boy.
(chorus)
When i drink moonshine - start rubbin my fella
when the sheep come round - i fancy Isabella
broke my new crack pipe- and someone stole my BRILLOW
Oh God I'm an Amish boy..
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When i turned 21 - got a sex change job
now i got a pussy - i know that sounds odd
i'd like to fuck myself - if i only had a cock
Oh God I'm an Amish boy.
Started takin hormones - to try to grow some TITS
tryin to find a bra - but none of them fitz
one day soon - i'll be puttin on the RITZ
oh God I'm an amish boy
(chorus)
When i drink moonshine - start rubbin my fella
when the sheep come round - i fancy Isabella
broke my new crack pipe and someone stole my BRILLOW
Oh God I'm an Amish boy. YEE HAAA !!!!
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Now my brother is my sister - but i never knew
had a penis once - then twice removed
if you can understand it - then you must be Amish TOO
Oh God you're an Amish boy.
My daddy told me once- never play with your fiddle
until you finish grace- at the - dinner table
never too fast - or your bound to blow your J I Z Z L E
Oh God I'm an amish boy.
(chorus)
When i drink moonshine - i start rubbin my fella
when the sheep come around - i fancy Isabella
broke my new crack pipe - and someone stole my BRILLOW
OH GOD - IM AN AMISH BOY - MMKAY
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