ag actually stands up this time *comedy @ the east room

i vote for vodka, this is hilarious cos i don't drink booze anymore
doin God's will *i know it's hard to believe
no meat is unclean...yes i am eating bacon
i'll prove to you why i'm fixin to die alone
liberals n people who clearly don't read the Bible are pretty futile
the judea christian god is on ativan
anywhere where they allow sodomy is not a safe space
phone babies will never stop crying, hashtag it's already over society
that was josh lewis laughing, i love him so much (host of this mic)
accurate relationship metaphor that somebody repeated cos it was just too funny i guess
online bullying...i must wait all day for these zingers
team up w/ my earlier self n maybe you could provide me w/ a better insult (self-loathing joke)
silence...exactly
i never felt like a woman cos i don't have affect
ag does the best impression of women EVER
this bitch i work w/...i love how that started
women, right
there are many reasons why women should not be trusted
i wish empathy were LED lights cos...
no gun, no kids. same reason
too many registered sex offenders, too mentally ill to fear going to prison
i thought tn was a gun-lovin state, where are all the men
God says i'm a woman, bye
love that set (i've noticed it's better when i actually stand up like the art form suggests)