Hold The Frost

Hold the Frost" is a haunting, humorous take on the seasonal rush to start Christmas as soon as Halloween ends. Inspired by years of working retail, this song tells the story of the "Witch Hunters," a band of dedicated defenders who guard November’s peaceful skies against the early onslaught of holiday jingles, retail cheer, and the unstoppable force of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You." With characters like Karens, Wine Moms, Retail Chains, and Man Baby Dads trying to release Mariah from her icy prison, "Hold the Frost" is both a battle cry for respecting each holiday and a nod to those who appreciate the true spirit of Thanksgiving. Join the Witch Hunters as they stand vigilant, holding off Christmas until December, preserving the unique beauty of each season.