Garbage in the American Dumpster Fire — Ep. 348

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Shit pundits are reeling on All Hallows Eve as they scramble to monopolize hot garbage politics with less than one week remaining before good Americans remember, remember the fifth of November.

Meanwhile in Colorado, Secretary of State Jena Griswold is dealing with the sting of a no longer fawning media apparatus after her office publicly posted a spreadsheet with voting system passwords.

Some suggest that Griswold should be incarcerated — pointing out that it wasn’t so long ago when a deplorable piece of garbage whistleblower from Mesa County was sentenced to nine years in prison for compromising election security and stuff.

But despite this story, and news out of Michigan that suggests there’s a nationwide problem with Dominion voting machines, we want to remind everyone that everything is fine.

Because after donning a reflective safety vest and giving a mini-press conference from a garbage truck, it looks more and more like Uncle Donnie has this bitch locked up like Tina Peters.

The Council adds garbage to the Great American Dumpster Fire on October 31, 2024.

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