How the British Bulldog almost ruined his brightest moment...

In 1992, Davey Boy Smith triumphed over Bret "The Hitman" Hart in the main event of SummerSlam '92, held at Wembley Stadium before a reported (kayfabe) crowd of 80,355 fans. The real attendance figure was closer to 79,000, but either way, it was a landmark moment for pro wrestling in Europe. The bout itself was an epic 25-minute encounter, still considered the biggest and most significant match ever hosted on European soil.

Years later, after the tragic passing of Davey Boy Smith, who lost his battle to personal demons in 2002, Bret Hart’s autobiography shed light on the behind-the-scenes drama surrounding that iconic match. As it turns out, just before stepping into the ring, The British Bulldog revealed to his brother-in-law, Bret, that he was barely conscious and unsure he could even wrestle due to some rather, let’s say, wild summer adventures alongside a certain red-haired, cackling partner-in-crime.

Bret, ever the consummate professional, took the news in stride. He wasn't just a wrestler; he was the most professional wrestler. With a resigned sigh, he got to work. Knowing now that Davey was in such a daze, it's a miracle the match turned out as smoothly as it did, though maybe those lengthy rest holds make more sense in hindsight. Still, it's a testament to Bret’s skill that he managed to carry his disoriented, deadweight brother-in-law through such a classic and unforgettable performance.

Anyway, enough of my rambling! I ended up writing a 30-second song about this wild tale. It's funny, if I do say so myself.

Rest in peace, "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith. You weren’t “bizarre” until you told us you were, and even if your wrestling-in-jeans phase wasn’t my favorite, you were a powerhouse who embraced the entire nation with your strength. And RIP Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart—your antics were unforgettable, both on and off screen.