Don't Vote for Taylor - Matt Taylor is a Dirty Scumbag.

The Dirty Scumbag Ditty

(To the tune of an over-the-top campaign jingle)

Don't vote for Matt Taylor, oh what a disgrace!
With his quirky ideas all over the place.
He's the scallywag scoundrel, the rascal supreme,
With satire so sharp it’s a dastardly scheme!

From Brighton he comes with a mischievous grin,
Claiming his platform’s the way to begin.
He's got wild conspiracies, oh what a gag,
Don’t vote for Matt Taylor, he's a Dirty Scumbag!

So lock up your secrets, he's ready to pry,
With tales of seagulls trained up to fly.
Yes, Matt’s the oddball who stirs up a scene,
But hey, at least he keeps Brighton green!

(Chorus)
Dirty Scumbag Taylor, don’t cast him your vote,
Unless you want YouTube with mischief afloat!
He's the man with the plan, with antics so grand,
But beware, you’ll be laughing right out of your hand!