'Sexually frustrated' dolphin blamed for Japan attacks!

In Japan, a sex-obsessed dolphin tried to rape a man and the poor guy got PTSD.
It's a mental disorder common in military personnel who've been in hot spots.
I'm lucky to be alive. Whenever I look at the sea, all I can think about is that there might be a dolphin there. I'm never going back there again
- said the victim.

Experts warn: if you meet mammals on the beach, get out of the water immediately and avoid contact.