Why Did You Join the Marines

Why did you join my precious Marine Corps? Sir? To defend my country, sir. To defend your country from what? We have no enemies. Are you crazy? I think you made a horrible mistake, sir. No, sir. Are you calling me a liar? Sir, the best way to maintain peace is to maintain a good defense. Sir, are you a politician? Are you running for office? You don't think I'm funny, sir? No, sir. Do I amuse you, sir? No, sir. Drop down and get me 25.