don't cater to women, we won't appreciate it *ag standup comedy @ the east room

who just said go amy
i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate...
yawl like my talking heads tshirt
proud to be dying alone
we are very aware of how unpopular our opinions are
listen to ronnit in the audience (witch cackle)
i made this poster for any potential suitors
i'd rather jump in front of a train
there's a major stigma surrounding solitude
all i need is God, misinterpret that however you like
just don't kill yourself, that's suicide prevention
anti-depressant: you can't be depressed if you're dead
there's that narcissism that i hate so much uggggghhhhh
one of my favorite things is proving that authority figures are full a shit (it ain't all that difficult)
watching people have sex is weird, exactly
internet porn is such a sick thing that we have normalized
i love josh, he's a genuine person (very very rare esp in standup comedy circles)