Rizzless Delulu Cheugy Simp Stanning on Gen Z Slang

Ok boomers I finna talk some skibidi to my finstas real quick.

How do you do fellow kids. Hope y’all Guchi. No cap here’s a cool story bro you can tell me if its common W or L, alright let me cook here…
The other day I spotted this rizzless delulu cheugy Simp stanning on some out of his league good lewking Gyatt it was ick cringe Asf plus homey looked sus tbh, I would even venture to say he was legit giving baddie vibes. Big yikes.
Squad was like ‘dude you maxxing, you just had a slapping glow up, you slayin dripped out boujee fiya brah, you could hit that, and I’s like, you right man I’m serving so responded ‘bet’, mewed up and went to get my mog on sigma style.
I thought I was pulling; leaving no crumbs with only minimal beige flag but then she side eyed me an said “Ain’t you Nathaniel B?, man get your basic mid ass outta my face”
Oop!
Was cooked and shook with no clapback but what-ever man wasn’t down bad so told blud ima skibattle. Hit rearview chad was taking that fanum tax. New opp. [rivuru ash clip]
Went back to the pad to chillax with a sidequest but the brain wasn’t braining so I peeped some brain rot dank memes. Hit up TikTok, found exbrah had duped my epic fail in 4K, NPCs were spilling the tea saying ‘It’s sending me’.
Bros, I was going Menty b, was gonna yeet my janky android and touch grass, then thought na Ima go highkey on this. Ended up blowing up so big my ‘friend’ was salty.
Then thot sent me a DM like “Nyaa I wanna be yo bae”, guess I was living rent-free in her mind by this point or maybe just she jes being a thirsty glazing FOMO for the BDE GOAT, but I’d only X back in Ohio; ghosted.
So now I had that sigma main character energy; my CEO era. Hit the dab to get turnt up to some bangers my new fam.
If you vibed my Roman Empire and it hits different, or if your dead IJBOL, Drake hands. If you think it was extra…. IDGAF (eye-dee-gaff).
Pluh! Sksksksk! Wkwkwkwk……!