Escrow Closing???

🏢🎢 Escrow Rollercoaster 🎢🏢

Dreaming in legalese? Check.

Friend list: escrow officer, agent, bank. #NewSquad

Every notification? Heart drops like the stock market.

Considering naming my firstborn "Escrow."

Patience? More like "pretend-ience."

Escrow, oh what a time to be alive! 😂