Fake News, Part 7

Hey there, hi there fruity bitches. It's me! LUKA RAY JOY! We are back, back, back again! These are supposed news titles from major news networks. Today I'm joined by Shaniqua, Madmartigan and Willow!!!!! Each round they must decide which news titles are real and which are fake. Did a real publication write them, or are they fakes? The focus is on who wrote them, not if what was written is accurate... I know major news outlets lie... the point of this game is to point out the outrageous news system. Also we fight over milk.... and ice