Elon's Big Rocket Insertion - Dumpster Fire 153

Elon's Mechazilla catches his rocket and dudes everywhere got turned on, Bridget puts aside old grudges and declares him no longer her nemesis, Christopher Columbus might have been a Jew, your robot vacuum might be spying on you, racist holiday candles, God has a sense ironic justice, and Russell Brand is the biggest grifter of them all.

0:00 - Everything Is Racist
2:44 - Siri, Please Take My Life
3:38 - Cool Science Sh*t
7:03 - Weather
7:35 - Sheath & Quest
9:39 - Dumpster Diving
12:27 - Breaking Bridget
17:03 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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Russell Brand Thread
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