Craig, Where's my 10?

Craig Revel Horwood: The Killjoy of Strictly Come Dancing?
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(Verse 1)
Jamie hit the floor with fire in his eyes,
Paso Doble spinning, reaching for the skies.
Michelle at his side, they danced like a dream,
But then came the moment that made us all scream.

Three judges stood, applauding their best,
Throwing out 10s, they were clearly impressed.
But then ol' Craig, with a frown on his face,
Held up his paddle and brought down the place.

(Chorus)
Craig, where’s my 10? What are you waiting for?
The crowd’s on their feet, they’re screaming for more.
Why you gotta be the killjoy, my friend?
Craig, where’s my 10? Where’s my 10?

(Verse 2)
Montell brought the rhythm, the soul in her feet,
Dancing her heart out with Johannes so sweet.
A tribute so bold, her heritage proud,
The other judges cheered, the whole room was loud.

But then came the man, with his cold, icy stare,
Craig held his paddle, left us all in despair.
One mark too low, and it shattered the fun,
Why can’t you join in when we’re all in the sun?

(Chorus)
Craig, where’s my 10? What are you waiting for?
The crowd’s on their feet, they’re screaming for more.
Why you gotta be the killjoy, my friend?
Craig, where’s my 10? Where’s my 10?

(Bridge)
Consistency’s key, we all know it’s true,
When three give a 10, the fourth should too!
Stop holding back, stop ruining the show,
We want the joy, not your cold no-show!

(Chorus)
Craig, where’s my 10? What are you waiting for?
The crowd’s on their feet, they’re screaming for more.
Why you gotta be the killjoy, my friend?
Craig, where’s my 10? Where’s my 10?

(Outro)
Craig, loosen up, let the party begin,
We want the cheers, not your frozen grin.
Don’t be the guy who ruins the trend,
Craig, where’s my 10? Where’s my 10?