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We Are Chinchillas Cover 1
Lyrics written and conceived by Hon. Dr. Alexander James Guckenberger, MRE, BSc, BSLitt, AAT, CTEFL.
Ideas formulated by Joseph Chovan and Alexander Guckenberger.
Final song and cover art generated with the loving aid of AI.
Lyrics:
"We are really cute and our teeth are super sharp.
We will drink your blood while we play our harps.
We want to cuddle you when you’re in bed.
Because of our might you will all soon be dead.
“WE. ARE. CHINCHILLAS.
We look so sweet.
WE. ARE. CHINCHILLAS.
We’re very fluffy.
We are really cute and our teeth are super sharp.
We will rob your bodies of all of their parts.
We want to cuddle you when you are around.
You’re limp skins turn our frowns upside down.
WE. ARE. CHINCHILLAS.
We look so sweet.
WE. ARE. CHINCHILLAS.
We’re very fluffy.”
Lore:
The Chinchillas from Venus came to Earth to eat human souls.
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