7-Eleven Stores Are Closing All Over, But No One Knows Why (We Bet WE Can Figure It Out!)

Posted • October 16, 2024: Yesterday, we told you how drug store chain Walgreens plans to shutter 1,200 stores -- roughly 15% of its locations -- over the next three years, citing economy troubles (one in four Walgreens locations is unprofitable). In that story, we mentioned 7-Eleven stores were closing, too. And they are, all over Chicago: 7-Eleven Stores Are Closing All Over Chicago And Nobody Knows Why - You fucking know why, idiots. Of course, it's crime and/or the economy. Not a difficult puzzle to solve. 7-Eleven will be closing more than 400 underperforming stores in the U.S., its parent company said.

The 444 stores to close are among 13,000 stores the convenience chain has in the U.S. and Canada. A list of stores to close was not released by the company, which announced the plan to shutter the stores during its most recent earnings call late last week. The closures are expected to happen in the fourth quarter of this year. It's another side of how great Bidenomics is for the country. -- Thanks, Joe and Kamala! Too many degenerate criminals were stealing shit with no consequences. There, I fixed the headline. YUP. That makes stores 'unprofitable' on top of continued inflation. The “theft is a victimless crime” idiots are getting a great lesson in economics. -- 'Businesses have insurance for this kind of thing.' Same mentality. (…)

• More at: Twitchy - 7-Eleven Stores Are Closing All Over, but No One Knows Why (We Bet WE Can Figure It Out!)
https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/10/16/7-eleven-stores-closing-in-chicago-n2402258
USA Today: More than 400 7-Eleven US stores to close by end of the year
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/10/13/7-eleven-to-close-444-us-stores/75471713007/
Barstool Sports: 7-Eleven Stores Are Closing All Over Chicago And Nobody Knows Why
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3528301/7-eleven-stores-are-closing-all-over-chicago-and-nobody-knows-why