FDA will NEVER Approve Nature - This is Why
The FDA: Nature’s Most Relentless Adversary
Ah, the FDA! The esteemed gatekeepers of health and safety, tirelessly ensuring that our bodies are only filled with substances approved by their almighty committee. And what’s at the top of their “never-to-be-approved” list? You guessed it—Mother Nature herself!
Let’s be real: why would the FDA ever endorse something as chaotic as nature? It’s a wild, untamed force, teeming with organic goodness that doesn’t come with a shiny label or a hefty price tag. No, sir! The last thing they want is for us to discover that good old-fashioned plants can cure ailments without a side order of corporate profits.
Picture this: a world where we could forage for our salads and brew herbal teas without a prescription. Utter madness! What would happen to the multibillion-dollar pharmaceutical industry? What about the poor lab-coated scientists slaving away in fluorescent-lit offices, developing synthetic versions of every natural remedy? The horror!
Oh, the gall of those herbalists! Strutting around with their teas and tinctures, claiming they can treat everything from insomnia to indigestion, all without a single FDA stamp of approval. Can you imagine the chaos? It would be like giving kids unlimited candy in a candy store! And we all know how that ends—cavities and chaos!
In a perfect world (for the FDA, that is), we’d all be happily popping pills that come with a laundry list of side effects. Who needs holistic healing when you can have “consult your doctor” as your life mantra? Let’s keep the natural stuff in the shadows, where it belongs—because if it’s not in a shiny package with a barcode, does it even exist?
So, dear friends, let’s raise a glass of our FDA-approved beverages and toast to the bureaucracy that keeps nature in check. Here’s to a world where we never dare to question the natural remedies that have stood the test of time! After all, it’s not like our ancestors survived for millennia by using what the earth provided.
Stay compliant, stay confined, and whatever you do, don’t embrace the wild wonder of nature! Because the FDA has made it abundantly clear: in their eyes, nature is just too risky to be trusted. Cheers to that!
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