Howitzer Harris Media Blitz: Firing Words Into The Air, God Help America

Buckle up as Tooker kicks back on his couch, witnessing Kamala Harris's latest uninspired media blitz—because nothing says “last ditch effort” like stating the obvious! “I’m not Joe Biden”—no kidding, Sherlock! Even Biden, watching from his own screen, seems less than impressed. And look who's tuning in: Donald Trump, probably thinking, “Wow, this is what they’ve got?” Will the hosts actually challenge her, or just nod along like bobbleheads? It’s a state of affairs that leaves us all wondering—are we living in a sitcom or a surrealist nightmare? Grab your snacks for this trainwreck of a show! 🍿🤦‍♂️