FFVII Rebirth - Specks of Gold in a Mountain of Shit (mirror)
Source: Synthetic Man
Original description:
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a giant middle finger to fans of the original game; a terrible rewrite by hacks made for toddlers who need every twist spelled out. It's just Remake again but with better combat and a terrible Ubisoft-inspired open world.
On the bright side, Squeenix didn't add as much story filler this time. Unfortunately, even in the original, the plot spanning the end of Midgar to the Ancient Capitol is really not that engaging. So, they had one job: faithfully recreate THAT scene. As you could probably tell from the thumbnail, they F'ed it up.
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0:00 Intro
2:54 Gameplay Mechanics & Changes
11:53 RPG Mechanics
14:54 Sandbox Activities
20:03 Queen's Blood
22:46 Beginning of Story Section
23:59 Nibelheim Flashback & Kalm
28:12 Junon
29:42 Chat Loves Yuffie
32:31 Junon Parade Idiocy
35:30 Costa Del Sol
37:18 Mt Corel & Gold Saucer
40:42 Gongaga & Cid
43:35 Cosmo Canyon & Nibelheim
48:51 Gold Saucer Return
52:24 Ancient Temple
58:48 The Ending
1:06:17 Final Thoughts & Conclusion
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