The BBC admits HIV is used to make the Covid-19 vaccine

The BBC Admits: HIV is the Secret Ingredient in Your Covid-19 Vaccine!

In breaking news that will shock absolutely no one with a PhD in “I Read It on the Internet,” the BBC has finally admitted what all the online sleuths knew from day one: the Covid-19 vaccine was concocted using none other than HIV. Yes, folks, the scientists apparently ran out of normal ingredients, like eggs or gluten, and decided, "Hey, why not toss in a little HIV?"

According to our most unreliable sources (you know, Facebook and your one friend who swears they "know someone in the medical field"), pharmaceutical companies worldwide were rummaging through their inventory, shaking up some expired test tubes, when they suddenly stumbled upon the HIV strain—untapped, forgotten, and ready to shine! It's like they found the sourdough starter of virology, and decided, "Why not?" Surely, no one will notice!

But wait, it gets better. The conspiracy theorists, often mistaken for modern prophets, were right all along! While doctors were busy saving lives (yawn), these truth-seekers were heroically uncovering the dark, shadowy operations behind the scenes, one Reddit thread at a time. This is the groundbreaking journalism the world needs—delivered by your neighbor who spends more time on Telegram than sleeping.

Sure, the BBC will say something boring like, "It’s a misinterpretation of science" or “HIV vectors were used to develop some vaccines safely,” but where’s the fun in that? Why trust the experts when you’ve got Gary from down the street with his YouTube channel, “VaxFacts & Freedom”?

So, next time you roll up your sleeve for that life-saving jab, just remember: You're not only protecting yourself from Covid; you might also be starring in the latest episode of “Science Fiction: The Dark Chronicles.”

Who needs medical science when you've got speculation, right?