North Sea Oil Is RUNNING OUT! But also ISN'T, But Sometimes It Is And Sometimes, It Depends :/

Either Scotland's oil and gas reserves are fast depleting, or they aren't...

Ladies and gentlemen? I present to you, BP's latest Facebook ad for their North Sea cash cow - the goose that just keeps on laying those golden eggs :D

Here's a question, if the oil IS running out, why are BP clearly pissing away billions of smackeroonies looking for it? And why are they the only ones that haven't heard that there's none left?

Is that fibs I can smell??

Yes, I can definitely smell sh**e.

I'm Ali B and this is The Big Rip.

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