JUST HOW FAR WILL THEY GO? THE HYPERBOLE AND LIES OF MADISON AVE.

FLYING OFF THE SHELVES … LIMITED QUANTITIES
These and other hyperbolic statements insult the normal mind.

When you watch television these days, hyperbole is the rule rather than the exception. When I hear that a product will pay for itself I am tempted to buy it, lay it on the counter, and wait for it to pay for itself. How about flying off the shelves. The only time I ever saw products fly off the shelves was in an earthquake.

These people treat us like we’re just plain stupid. Maybe we are … at least, maybe you are.

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!